Friday, April 20, 2007 Y 11:04 PM

haha, nasuha this is really utter crap ok. but whatever, i'm still going to put it up because it's damn FUNNEH :)

TOP TEN TRIVIA TIPS ABOUT FATIMAHHH!


  • Fatimah can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  • Fatimah has a bifurcated penis.
  • Fatimah will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  • The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than fatimah, and 400 times smaller.
  • Fatimah invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
  • Lightning strikes fatimah over seven times every hour.
  • The fingerprints of fatimah are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  • Every day in the UK, four people die putting fatimah on!
  • Fatimah can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  • Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and fatimah are all berries.

haha. omg. like what THE.

  1. I can't believe it.well, maybe i will just shoot up like a beanstalk someday ((:
  2. what's bifurcated?
  3. why will i turn right? TSK.
  4. HAHA, nonsense.
  5. YEAH DUH. i'm a blithering genius what.
  6. haha. lightning strikes at me 7 times every hour? but i still haven't die what.
  7. haha. yeah. i'm so pro csi also cannot solve the case!
  8. haha. people die because they put me on? hahahhahahhahahahhahahhha.
  9. i'm not a water buffalo ok unlike AHEMAHEM. i hardly drink and i still won't ggt dehydrated .
  10. since when i'm in the BERRY family?

HAHA.anyway, sports day was fun today eventhough bougai didn't win. its alright i guess. at least we put in our best, and thats what that counts right? then went J8. had lunch at the open space at third floor i think. and some FAMILIAR cedarians came in and when she/they saw us, she/they immediately ran away. haha yvonne. we've got the POWEER baybeh.

then came home slept from 3-30 until 7. then went tuition. and here i am sitting right in front of the comp :)) today is such a tiring day. i want to have a sleeping marathon today maybe until 3pm tomoro?its possible if you put your heart and soul into it. have faith in yourself, IMPOOSIBLE IS NOTHING;NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. haha. ok i'm blabbering and i think i'm a SENILE person.

fuck you, you bitch.

i never expected anything like that from you.

you say i'm your bestfriend?

thats what you think but fuck,no, i don't need a 'bestfriend' you idiot.

omg. did you realize what you did or were you sleeping the whole time?

frenchkissed? you're 14 mind you. don't think you didn't tell me i don't know.

i have my bloody sources ok. friends who care for me and tells me about you and asks me to avoid you and don't be influenced.

let me tell you, i really don't need a friend like you. you think you're my one and only friend. please.

you have changed since primary school but its just sad that you have changed for the worse and not the better.

wake up! wake up! who needs you anyway.

i know you won't read this but hey, who cares? i don't need you in my life although you said what?

i'm so your best friend that you want to live next tome when we grow up. remember?

well, i guess thats never going to happen. you ruining your life ok. and don't think i don't know whats keeps you hiding this away from me.

not because of me, but my parents. you're scared. you're a coward idiot who's scared that my parents will think badly about you. they think you're angelic.

but guess what? now that i told them, they ask me to back away from you! hah, finally they have the truth. the truth that was hidden for a long long time. you changed. and i don't like new you a single bit.

thats why i avoided you you today. but you, had to come to me the whole time and talk and talk and talk like nothing happened. and i was monosyllabic and i really really hope you noticed that i was not in a favour to talk to you today; or maybe for the whole of our life, if you go on this way that is. yes you're even scared to tell your parents? why, coward! tell them since you're so brave enough to step into a whole new world. why not tell them. they're your parents afterall?

so,i shall be straightfoward.

i don't need you;

get lost and be doomed and go ruin your life.

i think you deserve it,

i hate you although my actions show otherwise, don't be contented

because i've always ated you since last year.

and you think what, you're some king of sexy supermodel is it?

all the photos, you look like bloody bird shit can.i wanted to vomit. whay beyonce you think you are? uhh. vainpot. fyi, i didnt' had plaesure looking at the so called sexy and pretty photos. it just makes me feel like giving you a slad on your face.

get lost from my life, fucker,

i really don't need you.

but before i go, i shell bid farewell to you one last time.

farewell and get lost! don't come back.

there, hope you get it. its dedicated to you. see you're 'special'. i can easily write a long testimonial about you but hey, i shall not embarrass you too much. i must keep it in mind you have feelings too although i don't give a damn.

BYE AND GOODNIGHT!